§eri@l (Vlad/ Alucard-Hellsing)

exchange (10)

Liliana woke up in a grouchy mood. She had not gotten any farther on the 'twin-Jack' case. Alucard refused to let her stay at Hellsing. She hated 'bun fights' and there would be English high society. Alucard continued to be an ass and make less blatant but still sexual comments. This morning was no exception.

Lana went to the kitchen for a light breakfast and to work the case. She heard voices, his was the loudest and the arrogance dripped from him. She closed her eyes and turned right around.

'Nope not dealing with him right now.'

Then the Wolf whistle came from the kitchen. She looked down and had forgotten what she was wearing. It was a camisole and matching shorts. The profiler sighed and entered the kitchen.

' Just ignore him, just...ignore...him...ignore...fuck this shit!'

Before her rational mind could intervene, she saw her hand get a good swing in and the loud sound of her slap to his left cheek. "Just go fuck yourself Goddamn sadist perverted worm of society!"

A plate fell to the floor and shattered. Pip's mouth couldn't open any farther. Seras cringed and waited for her master to kill Lana. It never came as he was bent over in laughter. The profiler rolled her eyes. Swell, nothing like causing a serial murderer to laugh hysterically.

She decided to stick to her mission of breakfast. Some cold roast beef with fruit and flavored water, would work for now. The profiler put a vacant expression across her face and headed out. No such luck, Alucard leaned his body, so his right arm blocked the exit. She was going to need to go under his arm.

"Good morning little girl..." he purred.

"Nope."

"Nope, what?" Alucard hissed.

"Nope."

"Explain this NOPE" Alucard did with another hiss.

"Nope."

"Is that all you can say" with even louder hiss, coming from the vampire.

"Nope."

"Liliana..." the vampire said with a drawn-out hissing tone this time.

"You know Alucard, you really should get that 'hiss' checked out. I think you're losing air pressure from a leak somewhere..." she smiled sweetly.

Now the kitchen had a round laughter from all the humans. The vampire snarled then put his face right in hers. His lips twitched from trying not to bare pointed teeth.

"Ugh! Your breath smells like blood from a 24-hour old corpse of crack whore. Such the ladies' man with that, you are."

Alucard growled so low and horrifying that a rumble could be heard vibrating in his chest. "Little girl, I have no conscience and the only reason you still breath, is my Master..."

"Good to know and... checkmate. That's twice you lost your control of your emotions, because of me. That temper will get you caught and Hellsing won't be able to save you. I will personally testify AGAINST you. Who do you think 'they' will believe?" She looked him dead in the eyes and her eyes turned ice cold with no emotion.

"Oh, your honor, this man is a threat to society and women in particular. He states his unhealthy sexual desires and refuses to stop. It is only a matter of time he will act upon the sexual fantasies and won't take no for an answer. He knows right and wrong but shows no remorse and should be imprisoned for the rest of his life."

Alucard glared at her and saw she was deadly serious." What a lying little bitch! I knew treacherous women that did things like that long ago! You would betray a man like that? You would do that to me? You would feel nothing if I was innocent?"

"No, I wouldn't. Why should I? I'm just a better psychopath than you, as I know the laws. I know how to twist the laws to benefit me and condemn you." Liliana then yawned. " I'm just like you in many ways, you are the first to see it. Any rate, If that doesn't work, car bombs work for starters...gee I haven't built a bomb in two years that could be ..f...u...n."

Alucard tilted his head and decided, her mind was now on limits, for mind reading. His mind entered and all he saw was black, white and grey with no sense of emotion, verging out of control. Her mind was not like anyone he had encountered before. Her captor changed the girl and fine-tuned her mind, to the darkness, found deep in souls. If he had been introduced to her somewhere else, he would have sworn, she was a vampire. He had thought about making her a Nosferatu such as he, but he would have trouble controlling her and then have to kill, via orders of his master.

"Now if you will excuse me, I have work to do before the torturous evening starts. Oh that reminds me, really high heels to step above the bullshit," Liliana turned then walked down the hall, eating as she went.

"Merde and sacrebleu! That girl is Damn fucking scary! Remind me not to 'piss' her off," Pip said lighting a cigarette.

Liliana was definitely not swaying Alucard's way. The vampire had underestimated the workings of her mind. She was either hot or cold on the emotions. A human female with deadly ability and able to plot. That made her fun when you're undead. The party was going to take a new turn. Lana was confident playing with him but what if it was him, in a different form?

A more appealing look he knew of...

Alucard walked down the hall whistling, right past Walter. The vampire walking the halls, as he could phase and second, he was whistling. Never a good sign from Alucard when he hummed. Whistling was worst and meant mayhem with destruction of everyone, including him, but the 'I don't care about' nature.

Walter knocked on Sir Hellsing's door. "Enter Walter."

"Good morning, Sir. Just letting you know Alucard was walking down the hall to his room..."

"And?"

"He was whistling merrily as he went," Walter stated.

"Sweet Jesus! If he couldn't phase, I would chain him in his coffin!"

"Well, Dr. Liliana is quite angry with Alucard and told him about building a car bomb, especially for the perverted worm of society." Walter began staying. "I believe her exact words were 'go fuck yourself you god Damn sadist perverted worm of society' followed with a slap. Then there was her comment that his breath smelled like 24-hour old blood from a dead crack whore...."

"Well, she would know from attending autopsies..."Integra smirked. "As long as I don't have damage costs and the doctor doesn't die, let her push his buttons. He could use a mental enema by a professional, don't you agree?"

"As you wish Sir," now Walter was smirking.

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"Go, tell your master: he is used to enduring this shame from you, we are not taught; do not send this habit to other masters who do not want to have it, but to keep it for himself.” ~Vlad the Impaler