Paint the Town Red

I Might Only Have One Match (But I Can Make An Explosion)

Peter Parker has created "Team Red" group chat

Peter Parker has added Matt Murdock and Wade Wilson

Peter Parker has changed their name to Spidey

Peter Parker has changed Matt Murdock's name to Magoo

Peter Parker has changed Wade Wilson's name to Deathlake

Team Red Group Chat

Spidey: Hey everyone!

Deathlake: is this what i think think it is???

Deathlake: (_/ ͡◑ ͜ʖ ͡◑)_/***

Magoo has deleted themselves from the chat

Spidey has added Magoo

Spidey: theres no escape.

Spidey: (_/ ≧д≦) o))

Magoo: I-

Magoo: My screen reader made the most horrendous noise ever. Did you use an emoticon?

Spidey: uwu yes

Deathlake: wtf r u typing w/ perf grammar

Magoo: I'm using voice-to-type.

Deathlake: hypothetically speaking, if i destroyed a lamp pole, who would I call to fix it?

Spidey: idk thats a dumb question

Spidey: wait.

Magoo: Wade, what did you do this time?

Deathlake: in my defense, he was eating watermelon pizza

Spidey: right there, officer, thats the one, arrest him before he gets away

Magoo: Why am I the responsible one in this trio?

Magoo: helplaiewgAEG;

Spidey: ?

Magoo: h;fafoggyletgowg'oqh

Deathlake: kinky

Spidey: nO

Magoo: this is foggy

Magoo: please add me and Karen to a groupchat

Magoo: we can text matt emojis all day

Magoo: (###-###-####) (###-###-####)

Spidey: yes

Deathlake: #squadgoals

Magoo: awo/hva =mattstopitgftHO

Magoo: foggyaitsmineaac

Spidey: r they wrestling for the phone again

Deathlake: probably

Magoo: What on earth did Fog tell you?

Spidey: scroll up

Magoo: @#$%

Magoo: If you add Foggy and Karen to a chat I'm disowning you.

Spidey: :'(

Magoo: My screen reader just read out colon apostrophe open parentheses

Magoo: You can't make me feel guilty through emoticons.

Deathlake: wait

Deathlake: matt, u and peter arent related how would u disown him???

Magoo: Figuratively speaking.

Deathlake: #Devildad #Spiderson

Magoo has left the chat

Deathlake: peter help matts attacking me

Deathlake: acjaflAKCKKKKKKKK

Spidey: what is going on over there???

Spidey: my aunt just invited you two over for dinner tomorrow

Magoo: Tell her I'd love to come.

Spidey: k what about u dp

Magoo: ...

Spidey: Matthew Michael Murdock.

Magoo has left the chat.