Spider-Verse Group Chat
Pete: hypothetically speaking, how would i ask someone out?
Peter B: Hypothetically speaking, how the actual @#$%^&* do I deal with a giraffe loose in Midtown???
Miguel: ur name's too long hold up
Miguel has changed Peter B's name to B
Peni: uh
B: I am going to murder that raccoon
Miles: animal cruelty
B: Rocket
Pete: that makes more sense
B has left the chat
Gwendy: rip ig
Miguel: have fun
Miles: im confused, who's rocket?
Miles: Update: sam and kamala told me he's a speaking raccoon from outer space
Peni: i don't know what to do with that information
Noir: who are sam and kamala?
Miles: my squad
Miles:
Miles: sam is on the left, kamala in the middle
Peni: noice
Miguel: wait just a shocking moment
Miguel: whats this about pete wanting to ask someone out?
Pete: hypothetically
Noir: is it mary jane?
Pete: NO, it's someone else!
Miles: so it's not hypothetical
Pete: stfu
Gwendy: it's johnny storm, isn't it
Pete: maybe
Miguel: wait, you actually like that bithead?
Gwendy: hold up
Gwendy: is Ham on this group chat???
Peni: no, he doesn't have opposable thumbs
Miles: i-
Gwendy: ...
Pete: i knew that, but also did not
Pete: i feel bad
Peni: wait, i just dropped by his dimension
Peni: apparently, he defies all laws of nature, and does have a phone
Miguel: I'll be jammed!
Peni has added Peter Porker
Peni has changed Peter's Porker's name to Ham
Ham: Who the f### added me to a f###### group chat?
Pete: o-o *Captain America Voice*
Pete: LANGUAGE
Miles: Yeah watch your f###### language
Miguel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MILES THE F### WORD?
Peni: "The f### word"
Noir: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Gwendy: Oh my god he censored it
Ham: Say f### Noir
Noir: no
Gwendy: Do it, Noir. Say f###.
Noir: you're all mean
Noir: only ding-ding appreciates me. she understands
Peni: who's ding-ding?
Noir:
Pete: YOU HAVE A CAT???
Miles: I LOVE HER ALREADY
Noir: I'll bring her over next time
Ham: i don't like cats
Peni: you wouldn't
Miguel: so, Pete, what's this about a Johnny Storm?
Pete has left the chat
B: alright, what did I miss
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