A/N: Peter Parker is 17
Ben Reilly is Peter's clone who is biologically 16
Kaine Parker is Peter's clone who is biologically 20
María Aracely Penalba is Hummingbird, and Kaine's pseudo niece, who is 12
These characters are all from the comics, and do exist
Johnny Storm to Peter Parker
Johnny: heyyy
Peter: hi
Peter: one sec
Teen Brigade Group Chat
Peter: why do y'all keep pinging me???
Felicia: bcuz we're bored and want u here
Peter: I'm texting johnny
Angelica: oh?
Peter: stop
Felicia: what did he say?
Peter: he texted me hey
Phil: how many ys?
Peter: uh
Peter: what
Phil: how many ys in 'hey'?
Peter: 3
Angelica: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Felicia: you sweet child
Phil: if someone texts u heyyy, they're flirting w/ u
Peter: we're just friends
Angelica: surrrrre
Phil: heyyy is the corniest way of flirting
Cat: at least he didn't say "ya like jazz?"
Peter: i'm leaving
Peter has left the chat
Phil: YES HONEY, I BELIEVE IN YOU
Phil: GO GET YOUR MAN
Felicia: lmao
Angelica: ugh Jean is psychically yelling at me rite now
Angelica: something about letting logan try to maim scott
Angelica: i'll text l8r
Felicia: kk
Felicia: speaking of which, when r u going to ask out phil?
Comment deleted by Angelica
Angelica has left the server
Felicia: oh girl u r so whipped for him
Spider-Bros Group Chat
Kaine: peter. benjamin. parker
Peter: whatever it is you think i did
Peter: i want you to know
Peter: i didn't do it
Ben: what happened?
Peter: hush child
Ben: no
Kaine: i can't believe you have a crush on the human torch
Peter: we're just friends
Kaine: uh huh
Kaine: it's so adorable
Kaine: u should totally ask him out
Ben: uh
Ben: Kaine, r u feeling alright?
Peter: yeah, u gave Angelica an hour long shovel talk when we started dating
Kaine: irqcwbgono
Kaine: givetoGWVBLWjeflg
Ben: ...
Kaine: Aracely stole my phone an hour ago
Ben: ok, that makes so much more sense
Peter: yeah you would never ever let me ask out johnny storm
Kaine: YOU'RE GOING TO ASK OUT JOHNNY STORM???
Ben: busted
Peter has left the chat
Operation: Spideytorch Group Chat
WWW has added Ben Reilly and María Aracely Penalba
WWW has changed Ben Reilly's name to Spiderbaby
WWW has changed María Aracely Penalba's name to Marshmellow
Spiderbaby: I'm not a baby!
Cat: you're peter's clone, and you're one year younger than him
Angel: that makes u the spiderbaby by default
Spiderbaby: but aracely's younger than me!
Marshmellow: i'm not a spider
Cat: wait i know why spiderbaby's grumpy
WWW: why?
Cat: he needs his diaper changed
Angel: why didn't u just say so?
Cat: 🍼👶🩲
Spiderbaby: i hate all of you
Angel: lol
Phillie: wait actually
Phillie: he's grumpy because spiderbaby doesn't have a hyphen
Phillie has changed Spiderbaby's name to Spider-Baby
Spider-Baby: that is actually so much better
Marshmellow: what even is this group chat
Angel: we're trying to get peter to date johnny storm
Cat: we have to make sure matt doesn't find out tho
Marshmellow: uh
Spider-Baby: about that
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