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Team Red Group Chat

Spidey: I'm getting my @#$ kicked by Bullseye!

Magoo: On my way.

Deathlake: sry i can't im buying clothes

Spidey: fck ur clothes hurry up then come over here.

Deathlake: can't find them

Magoo: What do you mean you can't find them?

Deathlake: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Spidey: wtf do u mean "there's only soup"?

Deathlake: it means there's only soup.

Magoo: Well, get out of the soup aisle!

Deathlake: fine

Deathlake: theres just more soup

Spidey: wtf do u mean "there's more soup"?!

Deathlake: There's just more soup!

Magoo: Go into the next aisle!

Deathlake: theres only soup!


Spidey: ELECTRO YOU SONUVA@$%&# GET BACK HERE!!!!!


Deathlake: uh

Magoo: He's using voice-to-text, which you would know if YOU WERE ACTUALLY HERE!!!


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Deathlake: oh

Magoo: Where are you right now?!

Deathlake: I'm at soup!

Magoo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Deathlake: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Magoo: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Deathlake: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Magoo: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Deathlake: @#$% U THATS WHY


Spidey: Wade Winston Wilson

Deathlake: uh oh

Spidey: u piece of @#$%^ where were were you when my @#$%^&* was getting @#$%^ by that @#$%

Magoo: ^

Deathlake: i was at soup

Deathlake: pls dont hurt me


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Deathlake: oH nO

Deathlake: save me matt

Magoo: lol nope

Deathlake: matt help plsLWIT EBC; /n'vye;uoalchqkx

Spidey: got him

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