Paint the Town Red

Who Really Is Peter Parker?

AcaDec Group Chat

Ned: 🖖

Betty: srsly?

Michelle: nerd

Ned: but pete and i are your nerds

Michelle: tru

Betty: i thought pete was part of harry and mary janes crew tho

Ned: peter is universally loved

Abe: ^what he said

Flash: lmfao fighting over parker

Flash: hes literally just some broke loser

Michelle has changed Flash's name to Eugene

Eugene: HEY!

Michelle: only im allowed to call peter a loser

Abe: hah get rekt

Ned: dude. no one says that anymore.

Peter: awedrtgkavh

Ned: keyboard smash?

Peter: Matt, the Human Torch is hitting on me.

Peter: WHAT DO I DO???

Betty: uh

Abe: wh

Peter: asdfgh wrong chat

Peter has left the chat

Ned: hmmm

Abe: trippy

Betty: wh

Ned: Peter's changed a lot

Cindy: wdym?

Ned: well, hes more confident in himself, dresses better, and somehow knows a bunch of hot girls

Eugene: define hot girls

Ned: well not a bunch

Ned: just 2

Betty: spill

Ned: so Peter and i were walking to our lockers, then these 2 girls

Ned: who dont even go to our school

Ned: randomly run up and hug him

Ned: and they were gorgeous

Michelle: therefore they have value?

Ned: NO

Ned: I didn't mean it like that!

Michelle: relax im just messing with u

Michelle: u werent judging them based solely on physical appearance rite

Ned: no, they were gorgeous, bad### geniuses

Eugene: what were their names???

Ned: uh

Ned: Angelica Jones and Felicia Hardy

Cindy: woah they sound spicy

Liz: uh

Abe: uh

Eugene: uh

Cindy: I'm just saying.

Liz: where were we?

Michelle: peter changing a lot since we last knew him

Abe: not to mention hes kinda hot now

Ned: ...