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Operation: Spideytorch Group Chat
Angel: we're trying to get peter to date johnny storm
Cat: we have to make sure matt doesn't find out tho
Marshmellow: uh
Spider-Baby: about that
Operation: Spideytorch Group Chat
WWW: wdym "about that"???
Angel: don't tell us matt found out
Marshmellow: he found out
Cat: why would u tell him???
Spider-Baby: i didn't!
WWW: Hold up, the author is getting tired of writing Marshmellow and Spider-Baby every time
WWW has changed Marshmellow's name to m
WWW has changed Spider-Baby's name to Baby
Phillie: uh...what?
Cat: he just broke the fourth wall
Angel: yeah it's kinda his thing
WWW: continue
Baby: peter accidentally told Kaine about his crush on Johnny
m: kaine borrowed my phone but this group chat was open
Baby: kaine is like matt combined w/ logan
m: who's logan?
WWW: u don't wanna know
Baby: anyways, kaine told matt, and now they're both hunting you down
Phillie: who's "you"?
m: wade, obviously
WWW: i'm so screwed
WWW: iFWNCG OHUhhuvalvbakaine is attcksghoh me
m: i think he was trying to write "oh no, kaine is attacking me"
Cat: OH NO THEY GOT HIM
WWW: this is kaine
WWW: let peter ask out johnny himself if he really wants to
WWW: he'll get upset if he finds out u meddled
Angel: fine, we won't bother him to much
Phillie: finally, someone agrees w/ me!!!
WWW: alright, bye punks
Phillie: i g2g too
Cat: no phil we need you...
Phillie: sry i'm going on a date
Angel: what?
Angel: with who?
Phillie: amy bendix
Baby: who?
Phillie: Frank Castle's pseudo-daughter
Baby: i-
m: is she pretty?
WWW: hey im back again, what'd i miss
WWW: wait
WWW: FRANK HAS A CHILD???
Cat: honestly, i trust frank with a child more than i trust wade with a houseplant
WWW: okay, wow
WWW: i mean, it's true, but
WWW: you're so mean
Phillie has left the chat
WWW has left the chat
Cat: hey angel
Angel: yeah
Cat: you've been awfully quiet
Angel: ?
Cat: r u sure u don't want to be the one on a date w/ Phil?
Comment deleted by Angel
m: what did u delete???
Baby: I SAW THAT
Angel: don't tell anyone
m: i want to know :(
Baby: i'll dm it to u
m: :D
Angel: nO
Angel: evil child
Angel: i'll summon ur brother
Baby: OwO
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