Peter has created the New York Vigilante Group Chat
Peter has added Felicia Hardy, Matt Murdock, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Danny Rand, Logan
Peter has changed Felicia Hardy to Felicia
Peter has changed Matt Murdock to Matt
Peter has changed Jessica Jones to Jess
Peter has changed Luke Cage to Luke
Peter has changed Danny Rand to Danny
New York Vigilantes Group Chat
Peter: Hello everyone! Welcome to the vigilante group chat!
Peter: Don't add anyone without consulting this chat first.
Felicia: sweet
Danny: lmao can we connect this to Minecraft?
Matt: No.
Peter: yes
Felicia: yes
Danny: yes
Peter: ur outnumbered dad
Peter: *matt
Felicia: devildad
Matt: Shush, child.
Luke: please do not connect this to minecraft
Peter: roblox?
Luke: that's even worse
Jess: connect it to minecraft
Matt: I-
Luke: u play minecraft?
Jess: no, i just want to see u suffer
Logan: why am i part of this?
Peter: ur our liason to x men
Logan: u have angelica for that
Peter: she's not a vigilante
Logan: and im canadian, not from new york
Peter has changed the group chat name to New York Vigilantes + 1 Canadian
Peter: happy?
Logan: it's a start
Jess: Peter has offended me
Peter: what?
Matt: What is it this time?
Jess: he's a nerd
Luke: everyone and their grandma knows that
Peter: ...is that a compliment?
Danny: u have 5 shirts with the periodic table on them
Peter: stfu, u of all people can't critique my fashion sense
Danny: excuse me?
Peter: ur shoulder fins and ballet shoes are ugly af
Danny: i-
Luke: ROASTED
Danny: wow
Danny: i'm being personally victimized
Felicia: whatever u say regina george
Felicia: so, what did peter do?
Jess: he was drinking a slushie
Jess: but a pigeon scared him, and he slurped too much
Jess: instead of saying "Brain freeze"
Jess: HE YELLED NEURAPALPATINE GANGLIONEURALGAE
Peter: *Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
Jess: silence nerd
Felicia: yesterday morning, i went into peter's room to wake him up bcuz i needed his first aid kit
Felicia: in his sleep, he was muttering "The mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell."
Felicia: At. One. AM. In. The. MORNING.
Peter: stop judging me D:
Matt: It's okay Peter, we still love you.
Danny: #devildad
Matt: *sigh*
Peter Parker to Matt Murdock
Peter: hey matt
Matt: Hi Peter.
Matt: What's up?
Peter: i had a question
Matt: Shoot.
Peter: does it really bother u that much when people call u my dad?
Matt: Of course not.
Matt: I didn't always have the best relationship with my dad while growing up, then I lost him when I was 8.
Matt: Plus, I know how much your Uncle Ben meant to you, and I wasn't entirely sure if you'd appreciate me trying to fill his shoes.
Peter: that's the longest text i've ever read
Peter: so, um, i don't do that well with emotions with adults
Peter: except aunt may, but
Peter: you're like a dad to me, and i appreciate that u haven't tried to fill in my uncle's shoes
Peter: but you've helped me a lot :)
Peter: andiwaskindofwonderingifyouwouldmaybewanttocometomysciencefairbecauseauntmaycantmakeit
Matt: Uh.
Matt: Can you add some spaces?
Peter: i was wondering if you could come to my science fair tomorrow because aunt may can't make it
Matt: Of course!
Peter: yay
Peter: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
Matt: Please never make that face again.
Peter: fine
New York Vigilantes + 1 Canadian
Felicia : peter has a crush on johnny storm
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Danny: OMG
Luke: peter, what is it with u and billionaire boys?
Peter: what does that mean?
Jess: ur best friends with harry osborn
Jess: danny's ur self-appointed older brother
Jess: and now ur dating johnny storm
Peter: we're not dating
Felicia: i beg to differ
Peter: goodbye
Peter has left the chat
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