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New York Bulletin

BREAKING NEWS-Susan Storm and Reed Richards have announced their engagement! Read more on our website.


The Dog Ate My Homework Group Chat

Johnny: I honestly still can't believe they're actually getting married

Michelle: r u the flower boy?

Johnny: unfortunately

Johnny: ben's the best man

Cindy: do they have a ship name?

Johnny: uh

Johnny: ReedSue?

Ned: that sounds so ordinary smh

Johnny: hmm

Johnny: oh no reeds testing his freeze ray again

Flash: a freeze ray?

Johnny: it terrifies me

Betty: it would

Johnny: what's that supposed to mean???

Harry: Fire Ice

Mary Jane: lol natural enemies

Johnny: ur all mean

Johnny: peter's the only nice one

Johnny: wait i g2g

CIndy: bye loser

Johnny: o-o


Johnny Storm to Peter Parker

Johnny: heyyy

Peter: hi Johnny :)

Johnny: Can I come over to ur place rn?

Johnny: i want to ask u something

Peter: sure!

Johnny: i'll be there in 5

Peter: one sec i need to shower

Johnny: ok

Johnny: don't feel obligated to put on a t-shirt

Johnny: ;)

Johnny has left the chat

Peter: ...


Teen Brigade Group Chat

Peter: GUYS!!!

Angel: yes my liege?

Phil: I'm in front of your house, open the door

Peter: k one sec

Felicia: what is it?

Phil: omfg

Angel: WHAT???

Phil: peter just told me

Peter: johnny asked me to be his date for his sister's wedding and i said yes

Angel: awww

Felicia: thats amazing!

Phil: peter's freaking out

Peter: I DON'T EVEN OWN A SUIT!!!

Felicia: ...

Phil: i can lend u one

Peter: THANK YOU

Phil: why r we texting?

Phil: we're literally 3 feet away from each other

Peter: lmao good point

Peter: come over

Phil: aunt may's making lasagna

Angel: ON MY WAY

Felicia: take notes phil

Phil: what?

Felicia: angel likes lasagna

Phil: ...so?

Felicia: so, u should take her on a date and buy lasagna for her

Phil has left the chat

Peter: and i thought i was oblivious

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