Peter Parker has created "Team Red" group chat
Peter Parker has added Matt Murdock and Wade Wilson
Peter Parker has changed their name to Spidey
Peter Parker has changed Matt Murdock's name to Magoo
Peter Parker has changed Wade Wilson's name to Deathlake
Team Red Group Chat
Spidey: Hey everyone!
Deathlake: is this what i think think it is???
Deathlake: (_/ ͡◑ ͜ʖ ͡◑)_/***
Magoo has deleted themselves from the chat
Spidey has added Magoo
Spidey: theres no escape.
Spidey: (_/ ≧д≦) o))
Magoo: I-
Magoo: My screen reader made the most horrendous noise ever. Did you use an emoticon?
Spidey: uwu yes
Deathlake: wtf r u typing w/ perf grammar
Magoo: I'm using voice-to-type.
Deathlake: hypothetically speaking, if i destroyed a lamp pole, who would I call to fix it?
Spidey: idk thats a dumb question
Spidey: wait.
Magoo: Wade, what did you do this time?
Deathlake: in my defense, he was eating watermelon pizza
Spidey: right there, officer, thats the one, arrest him before he gets away
Magoo: Why am I the responsible one in this trio?
Magoo: helplaiewgAEG;
Spidey: ?
Magoo: h;fafoggyletgowg'oqh
Deathlake: kinky
Spidey: nO
Magoo: this is foggy
Magoo: please add me and Karen to a groupchat
Magoo: we can text matt emojis all day
Magoo: (###-###-####) (###-###-####)
Spidey: yes
Deathlake: #squadgoals
Magoo: awo/hva =mattstopitgftHO
Magoo: foggyaitsmineaac
Spidey: r they wrestling for the phone again
Deathlake: probably
Magoo: What on earth did Fog tell you?
Spidey: scroll up
Magoo: @#$%
Magoo: If you add Foggy and Karen to a chat I'm disowning you.
Spidey: :'(
Magoo: My screen reader just read out colon apostrophe open parentheses
Magoo: You can't make me feel guilty through emoticons.
Deathlake: wait
Deathlake: matt, u and peter arent related how would u disown him???
Magoo: Figuratively speaking.
Deathlake: #Devildad #Spiderson
Magoo has left the chat
Deathlake: peter help matts attacking me
Deathlake: acjaflAKCKKKKKKKK
Spidey: what is going on over there???
Spidey: my aunt just invited you two over for dinner tomorrow
Magoo: Tell her I'd love to come.
Spidey: k what about u dp
Magoo: ...
Spidey: Matthew Michael Murdock.
Magoo has left the chat.
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