Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

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Things to do before you die:
1) walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them dead in the eye and say "with great power comes great responsibility."

2) Buy a donut and complain that it has a hole in it.

3) Put mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it and tell your friends it's ice-cream.

4) Put up a 'lost dog' poster with a picture of a cat on it.

5) Go to an electronics store with a banana and say you want to upgrade to an Apple.

6) Get a crowded elevator with an empty bag and say "damn my snake got out again."

7) When someone asks you if you know the time say yes and walk away.