100. Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
101. Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
102. Yo mama is so ugly that you put her in a kennel when you go on vacation.
103. Yo mama so ugly that people go as her or Halloween.
104. Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
105. Yo mama is so ugly that she didn't get hit by an ugly stick, she got hit by the whole darn tree.
106. Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay not to see her.
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