47, 48 & 49. Blonde Jokes

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Three best friends; a blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out of it and granted them each a wish. The redhead wished to go back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said "Awwwww..... I wish my two best friends were here."

There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the shore. She swam 15 miles and drowned. The brunette swam 24 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 25 miles, grew tired and swam back.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she out liostick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

No offense to Blondes, in fact, I want to become blonde when I'm older (as in dying my hair) so....... yeah!

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