117. Dear Gangster, maybe if you pulled your pants up a bit, you'd be able to run from the cops faster.
118. Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done but then convincing yourself in the morning it's not important.
119. That mini heart attack when you realise you've tipped your chair back a little too far.
120. When i see 'Fat Free' on my food labels, it means feel free to eat the whole bag.
121. ETC=End of thinking capacity.
122. That awkward moment when you are telling a story and realise that no one is listening and you slowly fade out and pretend that you never said anything in the first place.
123. I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think "I'd tap that."
124. Making faces to a strangers baby when they aren't looking.
125. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
126. Sitting in the cinemas, ready to watch a movie when suddenly a human giraffe sits in the seat in front of you.
127. When you find out there's a back page on the test paper.
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There you go, ten of them this time. x
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