Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

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You: Why are fire trucks red?

Siri: Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight equals twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is one ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and ships sail the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. That's why fire trucks are red.