Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

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You: "I'd like a Coke please waiter."

Waiter: I'm sorry, we don't have any Coke left, is Pepsi okay?"

You: "Sure."

*Waiter goes and gets drink*

Waiter: "That'll be $3.95 thanks.

You: I'm sorry, I don't have any money left, is Monopoly money okay?"