You: "I'd like a Coke please waiter."
Waiter: I'm sorry, we don't have any Coke left, is Pepsi okay?"
You: "Sure."
*Waiter goes and gets drink*
Waiter: "That'll be $3.95 thanks.
You: I'm sorry, I don't have any money left, is Monopoly money okay?"
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