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116. Bucket List

Bucket List:

1) Waer a shirt that says 'Life' and hand out lemons.

2) Hire two pirvate investigatos ans get them to follow each other around.

3) Go into a crowded elevator and say, "So, I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

4) Run into a store and scream "What year is it?" When someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!" And run back out cheering.

5) Make vanilla pudding and put it into an empty Mayonaise jar then start eating it in public.

6) Follow joggers around in a car blasting "The eye of the tiger" for encouragement.