Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

75. - 80. Logic Really

75. I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.

76. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

77. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

78. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

79. Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

80. Two penguins walk into a bar... which is stupid because the second one should have seen it.