Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

35.

I was in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:

Them: "Hi, how are you?"

Me: *embarassed* "I'm fine."

Them: "So what are you up to?"

Me: "Uhhh... same as you... just sitting on the toilet."

Them: "Can I come over?"

Me: *with attitude* "No, I'm a little busy right now!"

Them: "I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions.