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🏵Espresso Cookie🏵

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These will not be wholesome so prepare innocent people

|what's actually cannon|
•Espresso cookie is a prefectionist•
•he's picky about the outfits he wears•
•is totally gay for Madeleine Cookie even though he hates him•
•not into sweets•
•he's bitter just like he's personality •
•is very busy/ doesn't have time to talk•
•is very powerful don't piss him off•
•doesnt like light magic•

|what's cannon by the fandom|

• he loves pain but won't admit to it,

likes-

Biting

Hair pulling

Spanking

And Degradtion•

•Espresso can see without his glasses he isn't like Velma's dumbass, he just can't read anything far away

Example: imagine being in the back of a classroom, in Espresso's case he wouldn't be able to read the whiteboard•

•hes taller than herb cookie but Madeleine Cookie practically towers him•

•he became friends with latte cookie when he moved to Parfaedia•

•him and Madeleine cookie were childhood best friends but Espresso moved away•

•Licorice cookie is his ex, nothing abusive or traumatic, it just wasn't meant to be•

• Espresso is usually calm and has everything under control, when he's pissed he usually composes himself and returns to his calm self, however, if he is unable to compose himself RUN because nobody wants an angry Espresso•

•Espresso doesn't get much sleep or any at all and Madeleine seems to be the only one to put him to sleep despite his angry protest•

•Espresso is Tsundere towards Madeleine•

•due to his lack of sleep his big brain doesn't work as he wants it to, and when he can't get something right he goes into a rage and begins to cuss a lot, don't worry the sight isn't as it may seem, it's surprisingly cute, he just looks like a little cussing gremlin and you just wanna hug him and squeeze him even he doesn't like it•

•in a male or female(other) relationship he's a switch although prefers to be a bottom he'll be top when he's in the mood•

•if you want to instantly turn him on pull his hair and whisper in his ear (works every time)

•Espresso is very expressive (I'll leave) with his facial expressions as well as body expressions so it's easy to tell what he's feeling, none less he'll say something like 'my matters don't concern you or 'you're just wasting my time with this ridiculous nonsense' •

•is a certified bad bitch•

•he's like a cat, he wants attention but doesn't act like it, then he'll get mad when you don't give it to him. Gets very jealous when other cookies are around (cookie of choice) but normally brushes it off however he'll hold a long grudge( and if it's madeleine In this case the jealousy is really bad)•

•he's black, aka he getting an N-word pass•