I would be lying if I said I hadn't put this off for a while...
Head cannons are MY thoughts on a certain character, as much as I love giving you the facts...I don't want to trigger using my opinion.
And honestly, I don't know much about this guy...or his relationship with many cookies...but I've put this off for too long, no turning back now.
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What The fandom already knows...
From my research, not much. Apparently, he doesn't like GingerBrave's squad( Oven break, squad)
• He follows orders from choco chess pieces
• He cleans
• same eyesight from Velma from Scooby-doo
And that's it....other information is not that exciting to be considered a fun fact or useful
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My head Cannon
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•This tall mf is heaven-sent, in my mind, he's standing at least 6'2•
•he knows you have a dirty mind, and he will clean it at all costs•
•he's sweet, kind, and gentle...unless you're a brat...then prepare to be punished•
•honestly looks like a drink and I won't hesitate to slurp him down~•
•he'll act sweet to you in public, but when behind closed doors he's a different person (if Ya know what I mean 😏 )•
• his 'D' will leave you in a coma...that's all I'm saying ♿•
• he's the type to take you out for a long party yet STILL arrive to drop you off at your parent's house at the perfect time. •
•though the relationship between choco chess piece and earl grey isn't Cannon, I see him as a father figure for them•
•speaking of father figures- if you have daddy issues this man is the right one for you•
Story 💮
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💮It was April the 1st in the manor, and you know what that means 😏...well Earl CLEARY didn't. He woke that morning, feeling refreshed and energetic. He started by putting on his glasses before walking to the bathroom to take a quick shower, and wash his face...He began by brushing his teeth before taking off his glasses to wash his face. As he began to cleanse himself he started to hum a little tune to himself.
He, unfortunately, didn't hear the small tiptoes that eased their way into the washroom...After he finished, he began to feel for his glasses...that weren't there!?!? As he began to fumble for his glasses he ended up knocking a few items over, he curses himself as he begins to bend over to pick up the objects...he can't see, after a long, pathetic, saddening time, he managed to pick up every last piece... He stumbled down the foyer like a zombie, arms extended to feel the walls being very careful not to trip.
The poor man thought he was in the stairway of the manor when he was only spinning in circles around his room.
When the tiny chess pieces decided to end their little game, they skipped along in his room before placing his glasses in the palm of his hand. Earl Grey, now relieved, puts on his glasses.
But little did he know that it was only the start of this brutal little game. 💮
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FantasiHey re-updating this, List your request...while I may not post consistently or at all that doesn't mean I won't write your story! I apologize for any cringe...Im going on a cringe purge re-editing and rewriting old stories... I don't own cookie run...
