Ash Church: REVELATION

Season 8, Episode 6: Towing Package

Fade in to Blue Base. Doc was being interrogated by Wash, Wade, and the Meta.

Wade: "Alright Doc, we wanna ask you a few questions."

Doc: "Where'd the red guys go? Did they get away?"

Washington: "Quiet. We're asking you the questions, you're not asking us."

Doc: "What kinda questions?"

Washington: "Hey I just said no questions."

Doc: "Can I ask questions later?"

Wade: "Doc!"

Doc: "What? Oh that's a question, sorry. Go ahead."

Washington: "You know what, someone get him out of there, I can't talk to him like this."

The Meta approaches and tries to get him loose.

Doc: "What're you- stop it."

Washington: "What? Well, try pulling harder then."

Doc: "Be gentle be gentle!"

Wade: "Grab lower, near the centre of gravity."

Doc: "He's got cold hands."

Washington: "Try the codpiece."

The Meta gives an obvious look and sound of disapproval.

Wade: "Seriously Wash?"

Washington: "Oh, uh- we're all adults here."

Meta: (growls)

Washington: "No I don't wanna try."

Doc: "Don't repress your feelings."

The Meta uses the grav lift to leap off the base

Washington: "We can't interrogate him like this, it's ridiculous."

Wade: "I can't believe we have to deal with this."

Wash and Wade run over to the ledge of the base to see where Meta landed.

Washington: "What're we gonna do!?"

The Meta grabs the tow hook from the front of the jeep and tosses it up on base, trailing the cable behind it.

Wade: "Hmm, that might work."

Back in the dessert...

Sarge: "Heh heh. Seems like all the kicking and blowing up put some life back into the little guy. That's adorable."

Grif: "Why are all his blue parts green?"

Caboose: "I don't know."

Dani: "You guys figure this out. I'm gonna make sure the aliens don't kill Tucker."

Ash: "Alright. Just be careful."

Dani: (smiles) "I will." (Walls off)

Dani walks to where the Aliens and Tucker are when a familiar voice is heard.

Delta: "Caboose, is that you?"

Caboose/South: "Delta?"

Theta appears.

Theta: "Delta?"

Delta: "Caboose, I need you and your team to listen, my time is brief. Epsilon is not in control right now. But he will be again, shortly."