Ash Church: REVELATION

Season 8, Episode 9: Backup Plans

Fade in to Wash, Wade, and the Meta in the desert, getting ready.

Washington: "Alright guys, get ready."

Wade: "Fire!!"

Wash tosses a grenade, Wade fires a rocket, and the Meta fires his brute shot.

Washington: "Huh, well that actually seemed to work."

Cut to Doc, who has been freed from the cement slab with pieces of debris around him.

Doc: "...Ow!"

Washington: (walking up to Doc with the Meta and Wade behind him) "Doc, how do you feel?"

Doc: "Uh okay I guess, all things considered- hey does anybody know where we can find a good medic?"

Washington: "I don't get paid enough for this."

Washington walks off as the Meta watches. The Meta takes a glance at Doc before also walking away with a growl. Wade follows suite.

Doc: "Geeze, tough room."

Cut to the Reds just inside the facility.

Grif: "I told you that stupid plan wouldn't work."

Simmons: "That's because you said your name was Agent Pluto!"

Arizona: "Which is fucking planet!"

Sarge: "Heh, luckily we had the old contingency plan to fall back on."

Grif: "Sarge, shotgun in the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."

Cut to FILSS' damaged monitor outside the base on the tree as it was stuck on playback due to the damage.

FILSS: "Hhhhhhllo, this is a private facility. Hello, this is a private facility."

Cut back to the Reds and Legends.

Nevada: "It was kinda funny,"

Sarge: "Why thanks Speedy. (To Grif) Don't be so quick to judge, Grif. Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, (aims shotgun at Grif) watch how quickly it cures insubordination."

Caboose: (off screen) "Oh no!"

A loud crash, like shattering glass can be heard.

NH: "What was that?"

Alabama: "That did not sound good." (Takes out her pistols)

Sarge: "It came from down here. Come on."

Sarge eagerly heads down the hall with his team and the Legends behind him. Cut to one of the aliens drawing something in the sand. Washington, Wade, Doc, and Meta walk up behind them to observe.

Washington: "I don't like this."

Doc: "Look, I talked to them. They're gonna draw us a map and show us where Epsilon went. After that you can let me go."

Wade: "You sure that's what he's doing?"

Doc: "Well, my Alien to English is a little rusty. I would suggest we get one of those translator balls, but we got enough jerks around here already."

Meta: (gowls)

Washington: "I agree. We should just kill most of them, the last one left alive will talk."

Wade: "I'm in."

Doc: "Guys, you just can't kill everybody you meet."

Washington: "Why not?"