Ash Church: REVELATION

Season 8, Episode 13: Battle of the Exes

Fade in to the Meta, Doc, Wade and Wash in no particular order standing over the Epsilon unit.

Meta: (growl)

Washington: "Don't get excited, it's empty."

Doc: "What is it?"

Wade: "This is the Epsilon unit."

Doc: "This is what you've been looking for?"

Washington: "Yes."

Doc: "Not what I was expecting. I mean I like the colour, but other than that, nihh..."

Washington: "Clearly they transferred Epsilon into that floating thing we saw."

Doc: "You saw a floating thing?"

Washington: Yes, like a metal eye. It shot a laser at us.

Doc: "Yeah, okay. Hey Wash, this sun is really hot, maybe we should find you some shade.

Washington: "I'm not hallucinating, Meta saw it too."

Wade: (smirks) "I didn't see anything."

Meta: (growl)

Washington: "Oh yes you two did! Don't even try that."

Doc: "Wash, do you see the floating eyeball now? Is he here with us?"

Washington: "Don't psychoanalyze me."

Doc: "I'd like to talk to the laser eye for a minute Wash."

Washington: "Shut up. Meta, let's convert this to a recovery unit. But be careful, this thing looks like it's in bad shape."

Meta: (growl)

The Meta walks over to the Epsilon unit and starts doing stuff to it.

Doc: "What's he doing?"

Washington: "This is a storage unit, but we're trained to modify them. We can change a storage unit into a capture unit. That way, the next time we see Epsilon, he won't get away."

Doc: "Are you talking about the regular Epsilon, or the Epsilon who's just a floating head and visits you when you're alone."

Washington: "I'm not crazy. And it was just the eye that was floating around, not a whole head."

Doc: "Yes Wash, because the whole head is what makes it crazy."

Meanwhile Wade just laughs. Cut to the Freelancer facility where the Reds, Legends, and Blues are seen standing over Tex and Ash's bodies on the floor.

Church: "Hey Sheila, wake up Ash."

F.I.L.S.S: "Alright. Ending recovery mode, blue unit."

Ash soon stands up and stretches.

Ash: "God that sucks. (To Church) You couldn't have pulled me out any sooner?"

Church: "Hey it was just to keep Tex under control for now."

Zeta and Theta appear.

Zeta: "And thank god that's over."

Theta: "I didn't even see anything, what happened?"

Zeta: (quickly) "Nothing!"

Ash soon walks over to Alexis and South.

Alexis: (whisper) "What happened in there?"

Ash: (whisper) "Well the other you is quite clingy. And quite... open. On showing what she wants."