Connie: I'm beginning to have second thoughts
(F/N): I refuse to believe you had first thoughts
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(F/N): You're so short. What do you see down there?
Levi: Your intelligence
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(F/N): I'm going to the shops. Do you want anything?
Hanji: I want captured titans to experiment on
(F/N): I think you're overestimating Walmart
(F/N): I'll check Target
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Kenny: Yo!
Kenny: You all probably thought I was dead
(F/N): A boy can dream
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Connie: You've heard about Vans the shoe company
Connie: Now get ready for Shoes the-
(F/N): stfu
(F/N): please stfu
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Jean: Stop corecting me!
(F/N): Correcting*
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Mikasa: How have you guys not got this yet?
Mikasa: Right angles are 90 degrees!
Eren: But... how?
(F/N): Global warming, duh
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Erwin: I'm not like other teenagers
Erwin: I'm having a midlife crisis
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(F/N): Is your refrigerator running?
Jean: What's a refrigerator?
(F/N): You better go catch it!
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(F/N): What if we gave the horses 3DMG too...?
Armin: Have you forgotten our friend Jean
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(F/N): I'm still confused on the term 'friends with benefits'
Annie: Want me to show you?
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(F/N): LGBT
(F/N): L-Levi
(F/N): G-Got
(F/N): B-Big
(F/N): T-Tiddes
Eren: Damn fucking right
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Jean: CONNIE'S HIGH ON VITAMIN GUMMIES!
(F/N): WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?
Connie: I'M GONNA GO BEAST TITAN IN THIS SHIT!
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Levi: I'm not mad, just disappointed
(F/N): We're actually more used to that
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
