Jean: It's over? We're getting a happy ending?
Connie: Yeah, it's a weird feeling. I'm not sure I like it
(F/N): Hold me
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Floch: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE BEAST TITAN!??!?
Erwin: It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
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Armin: Eren!? Break down your plan for me!? Why did you do this!?
Eren: (He heard break down)
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Levi: Here's your paycheck
(F/N): OH my God! 4 quarters!
(F/N): I'm the richest Eldian in the world!
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Mikasa: I bought this new dress. What do you think?
(F/N): ...
Armin: Are you going to say something?
(F/N): It's hard to when she takes my breath away
Mikasa/Armin: ...😳
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Levi: This is who you married Jaeger?
(F/N): Wha-
Levi: I'm disappointed
(F/N): We've known each other for years!!
Levi: And what an impression you've made
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Grisha: *crying*
Eren: Wake the fuck up dad
Eren: We've got a world to burn
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(F/N): You know what would be sexy?
(F/N): If we ate food off each other
Jean: You didn't clean the dishes did you?
(F/N): I did not
Levi: Interesting
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(F/N): I hate you mf's for saying shit like quarter till 9
(F/N): Just say 8:75
Hanji: what tf is Levi teaching yall?
Miche: That short mf was taught how to skin rats and slit arteries, not tell time
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
