(F/N): Look up shaved bears
Armin: Why?
(F/N): Just do it
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Jean: You could have died!
(F/N): No. Hanji said I was internally bleeding and that's were blood's suppose to be
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(F/N): Sir it's me
Levi: What did you do this time?
(F/N): Nothing. It's just me Sir
Levi: What did you do this time?
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Erwin: Levi expresses himself just fine. Isn't that right Levi?
Levi: What? Yeah. Thanks. Fine, I guess. Whatever, I don't care, just stop!
(F/N): Riiiiiggghhtt
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Zeke: Get ready guys. We'll kill them all
Levi: You were saying?
Zeke: You know what, never mind guys, I think I left the stove on
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Priest: Okay, please repeat after me
Eren: After me
Priest: Is... is he serious?
(F/N): No, he's Eren
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Eren: 2 METER CLASS TITANS INCOMING!
(F/N): Eren, that's a human.
Eren: SHIT, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
(F/N): Eren, those are people. Those are human people.
Eren: ONE AND A BIT METER CLASS COMING!
(F/N): Eren, that's Levi.
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Hanji: (F/N), in your opinion what's the height of stupidity?
(F/N): Hey, Jean, how tall are you?
Jean: 5ft9 ..... wait
Jean: You bitch
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Jean: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at Marco's coffin* couldn't stay alive
(F/N): Freckled Jesus man. That's messed up
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Erwin: Image of a board saying 'Rapist'. There's only one thing worse than a rapist. Image of a board saying 'Child rapist'. Boom.
Levi: A child
(F/N): NO!
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Levi: WaT Up bIsh. HoWs iT haNgInG?
(F/N): Are you drunk?
Levi: I aM nOt drUnK.
(F/N): Can you tell the time?
Levi: Points at a clock. I Am noT DruNk!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
