Sasha: Aw shit
(F/N): What's up?
Sasha: I dropped my yogurt
Sasha: Life is meaningless
(F/N): Relax it's not the end of the world
Eren: Here me, Subjects of Ymir
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Connie: The pin accidently came off the grenade
(F/N): Just toss it
Connie: I already tossed the pin. It's worthless now
Connie: Back on the souvenir shelf you go grenade
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(F/N): I BROKE MY ARM
Hanji: It's okay! I'm a doctor!
Levi: No she isn't
Levi: Go to the hospital
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(F/N): This your first time fighting titans?
Thomas: Nah this my last
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Mikasa: The fact is, Eren Jaeger
Mikasa: Couldn't have done it
Mikasa: Without me
Mikasa: I was indispensable
Mikasa: I kept Eren Jaeger out of titan's mouths
Mikasa: I protected his ass
Mikasa: I killed for him
Mikasa: I conspired with him
Mikasa: And I killed...
Mikasa: Billions
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Jean: Guys! There's a bomb on the train!
(F/N): Obama's on the train!
Jean: No, a bomb
(F/N): Oh good I fucking hate Obama
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(F/N): Alright. Who massacred the world?
Zeke: Is a terrorist
Yelena: Is a psychopath
Eren: Literally admitted to doing it
Onyankopon: Did nothing
(F/N): Hey man you looking kinda sus
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(F/N): Hey man
(F/N): I like your new Ipad
Levi: What's an eye pad?
(F/N): Whatchu mean?
(F/N): The thing on your face
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(F/N): Bro can you believe there are six titan shifters that came out of the 104th?
(F/N): Let that sink in
Connie: If you insist
Jean: Why is there a whole sink outside my door?
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Reiner: I just had the best piss ever
(F/N): Bro...
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
