Texting 15: smad

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A manga spoiler or two in this one lads !

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Jean: DID YOU EAT SHAMPOO!?

(F/N): IT LOOKED TASTY

Jean: IT'S INEDIBLE!

(F/N): WELL CLEARLY NOT IF I ATE IT

(F/N): Myth Busted!

Jean: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

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Connie: What's a thot?

(F/N): It means a thoughtful person

Connie: oh ok.

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Connie: YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!

Connie: JEAN'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

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Zeke: Oi oi wanka! Ye got a loicense for killin' titans!?

(F/N): I got me a killin' loicense right 'ere

(F/N): Sent attachment

Zeke: Bollocks! Bloody loicense wanka!

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(F/N): huh

Levi: What?

(F/N): I've misplaced my ant farm

Levi: I'm about to misplace your fucking testicles

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(F/N): It's so sad that Erwin died of ligma

Armin: Please don't remind of our late commanders passing

Erwin: I died so you could live Armin

(F/N): Ligma balls lmao

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(F/N): Were you always like this?

Jean: Like what?

Jean: This irresistible?

Jean: This gorgeous?

Jean: This beautiful?

Jean: This incredible?

Jean: You've turned your phone off haven't you?

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(F/N): Do you ever feel like you're being watched?

Annie: Sorry, I'll turn my camera off

(F/N): Nah. Hold up

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Jean: I was just wondering if you
wanted to put our beds together?

Jean: ha ha just kidding

Jean: unless...

(F/N): I'll pass that message on to Mikasa I presume

Jean: Prick

(F/N): Eren then

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(F/N): I'm going to change the world

Armin: For the better?

Armin: Answer me

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