Historia: What's wrong with Connie?
Connie: uhhh...ohh
(F/N): Oh he just...Connie!
Jean: C-dog. You're all over the place. What's happening Connie?
(F/N): I don't like the look of this
Connie: *dazed on the floor*
(F/N): Wait a minute
Jean: You're worrying us Con
Jean: Hol' up
Jean: Man he high as fuck!
(F/N): Connie! What the fuck did I tell you about eating weed!?
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(F/N): Stay gold, ponyboy
Adam Warlock: ...
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Sasha: Why are you black?
Onyankopon: Why are you white?
Sasha: I asked your first
Onyankopon: I asked you second
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Hitch: Just got a facial
(F/N): At a spa right?
Hitch: ...
(F/N): right?
Hitch: ...
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(F/N): imma be l8
Levi: Say again?
(F/N): aint finna be @ trainin
Levi: Are you speaking in tongues?
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Sasha: Where'd they hide the rest of the meat!?
Jean: I DON'T KNOW! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Sasha: SWEAR TO ME!
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Connie: It could always be worse
Connie: You could be a taylor swift fan
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Reiner: *falls from the wall*
(F/N): Damn!
(F/N): He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!
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Jean: Just found out women have periods
Jean: That's just so unfair
Jean: Our beautiful Queens already go through so much and now they have to deal with this too. It's wrong. It's disgusting
Jean: 6ft btw
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(F/N): YOU ARE A BLACK MAN!
Onyankopon: This vexes me
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(F/N): EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!
Connie: SKADOOSH!
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Erwin: Why have I been hearing you've been racing your 3DMG?
(F/N): who snitched?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
