Batman: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same
(F/N): True that
(F/N): I mean if you kill one pizza man then you have to murder another
(F/N): That's the Domino effect
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(F/N): After Pyxis died, it just made me think that we should spend as much time with our loved ones as possible
Connie: yeah...
Jean: Yo guys
(F/N): We're not home
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Eren: Why did you agree to marry me?
(F/N): simple
Eren: well what is it then?
(F/N): no it's cause you're simple
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Armin: Do you have any idea how many of us soldiers have died in the past year?
(F/N): No, I'm waiting for the movie
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Eren: my mother was eaten alive by a titan
(F/N): Really? You've never mentioned
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(F/N): It's always you are/are not the father
(F/N): why does no one ever question whether or not it's the mothers?
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(F/N): Nearly done with this contract now
(F/N): just gotta cross the I's and dot the T's
Armin: You don't dot T's
(F/N): No but you can cross your eyes
(F/N): You usually do or is that just how they normally look?
Armin: shut up
(F/N): Who do you think you're talking to right now?
(F/N): no but seriously. You're looking in different directions
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(F/N): would you like a cup of tea
Hanji: Yes please
(F/N): kitchen's downstairs
Levi: I raised that boy
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(F/N): Did you cleaned my room?
Levi: Yes, it was disgusting
(F/N): Where's all my stuff gone?
Levi: Like what?
(F/N): Like my books
Levi: Books?
(F/N): Okay, book
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(F/N): The head hunting agency isn't nearly as fun as I thought it was going to be
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(F/N): I think you're right. I have been too mean to you over the years
(F/N): Do you want to start again?
Jean: yes, thank you
(F/N): would you like to start?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
