Grisha: You're my favourite Eren
*10 years later*
Grisha: You were always my favourite Zeke
Zeke: stop the cap
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Eren: Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to end
Eren: Nah...I'mma do my own thing
Eren: *commits global genocide*
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*Levi vs Zeke*
Zeke: What is this power!?
Zeke: He's so fast, it's like he stopped time!
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Armin: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Eren: Eating him worked too
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(F/N): It's already four jokes in and I only show up now!?
(F/N): UNACCEPTABLE!
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Grisha: What do you have there?
Eren: A knife!
Grisha: NO!
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Carla: OH MY GOD!
Carla: EREN SWEETIE! I SURVIVED!
Miguel O'Hara: You disupted a canon event Carla
Dina: Snack time
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Connie: bruno mars sang runaway baby
Connie: is he stupid?
Connie: baby's can't run
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(F/N):
Jean: You're gonna die a virgin
Mikasa: Not if I have anything to say about it
Mikasa: and I DO
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Marco: Man, I love this job!
Marco: Makes me feel so alive!
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Eren: I want a divorce
(F/N): no comprendo
Eren: Connie, you're mexican or something, translate it for him
Connie: bro i hardly spek a english
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(F/N): Eren talking about how he got no family left like he didn't facilitate his mother's murder, eat his dad, ignore and hate his adopted sister and crushed his grandparents beneath his minions feet
Dom: someone say family?
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(F/N): and those are the 34 rules
Armin: What's the 34th rule again?
(F/N): I gotta go. Just google it
(F/N): Google Armin rule34 and it should come up
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
