Connie: And apparently I picked up an $8000 organ someone had dumped on the street
(F/N): I don't get that. It's such a beautiful instrument
Connie: Instrument?
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(F/N): The plane's taking off
Armin: Be safe
(F/N): You say that like I have a choice. I have no say in my life anymore
(F/N): Whatever happens, happens
Armin: Your negative thoughts play a role
(F/N): See you, Space Cowboy
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Hanji: What are we supposed to do about the polar icecaps melting!?
(F/N): Kick em under the fridge
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(F/N): Bruno Mars 'Runaway Baby' is kinda ominous without context
Eren: what did you do?
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(F/N): I'm a hexagon
(F/N): All my hecks are gone
Jean: I was expecting something more vulgar I'm not gonna lie
(F/N): I'm a fuckagon
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(F/N): Can you settle a bet for us?
Eren: sure. Whats up?
(F/N): Armin and I are fighting. I say that rap is modern day poetry
Armin: NO IT'S NOT!!!
(F/N): YES IT IS!
Eren: alright. Alright. Let's settle this. One of you will recite the most beautiful piece of writing you know and then other one will
Eren: armin you first
Armin: Okay
Armin: When love speaks, the voice of all gods makes heaven drowsy with harmony - Shakespeare
Eren: ok. Now (F/N)
(F/N): If she want, I put dick inside her spleen - Ricegum
Armin: I WILL END YOU!
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Connie: What's the secret to picking up girls?
(F/N): Over your shoulder
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Reiner: Gay may not be a sin but pride is so when you put it that way
(F/N): Is this self hatred?
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Annie: What did you say? I was too busy thinking about kissing you
(F/N): As I was saying, Marco died
Annie: oh no sad
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(F/N): why don't asian people speak asian?
Armin: Wtf? Why don't white people speak white then?
(F/N): Sorry. Do you have anything non-dairy? How about anything gluten free?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
