Armin: Jean's been kidnapped!
(F/N): aight struggling to care tbh
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Reiner: What you looking for?
(F/N): peace and quiet
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(F/N): That one friend who's always dead
Marco: Whoops! My bad!
Everyone: Maaarcoooo
*insert laugh track*
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Levi: I know you're here, Zeke. You big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn money?
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Connie: Time to get up
(F/N): I'll get up when I'm dead
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(F/N): So Eren's been eaten again
Jean: k what happened?
(F/N): Titans were coming and he put his hands out like they were dinosuars but he aint Chris Pratt
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(F/N): Hey. Survey Corps love island? Anyone down
Mikasa: Down
Annie: Down
Historia: Down
Sasha: Down
Armin: I'm busy that week
Eren: Titan experimentsm sry
Jean: Yeah I'm gonna have to fucking pass you absolute dick. What's the fucking point?
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Eren: I'll never forget what you've done for me
(F/N): What was that again?
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(F/N): Titan shifters but it's actually morbin' time
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(F/N): And then he told me the smartest thing Ive ever heard
(F/N): the man said Bazinga and i was never the same
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(F/N): Don't worry. Tommorow we can cry again
(F/N): *try
(F/N): Oh you know what, fuck it
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Levi: Wash the dishes
Hanji: I'll wash the walls with your blood
Levi: Use soap
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Jean: She's so cute
Eren: Thanks. She's a rescue
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
