Texting 50: Wait, I'm Goated

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Floch: *dies*

Connie: *plays the national anthem*

Jean: Get up cocksuckers it's all over

Armin: We had a rough couple of months

Mikasa: Fucking Eren's brother, Zeke

Levi: Hizuru, Paradis, fucking marley

Hanji: Listen it's been tough, up to now

Onyankopon: The rumbling across the world

Annie: You know, the walls crumbling, whatever the fuck's going on there

Pieck: But it don't matter!

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(F/N): WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY COCK FIGHTING WAS ABOUT CHICKENS!?

(F/N): I SPENT A YEAR TRAINING FOR NOTHING!

Jean: Wtf you mean training!? What did you train!?

Mikasa: Fuck all that, WHO did you train with!?

Eren: He's an excellent student

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(F/N): Are you struggling to sleep at night?

(F/N): It's because you're awake

(F/N): Try going to sleep

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Levi: R.I.P Farlan and Isabel. Today is the anniversary of their deaths

(F/N): lmao aint no way you had friends

Mikasa: bet they was ugly af

Erwin: They were. That's why I sent them to their deaths

Connie: ERWIN!? LOL

Erwin: I mean, soldiers, show some respect to your captain

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Eren: Cancel culture is getting out of hand

Armin: Cancel cultu-YOU'RE
COMMITTING MURDER!

Eren: Liberal snowflakes

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(F/N): NO ONES HOME!

(F/N): YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Jean: You're gonna go downstairs and stand in places like the kitchen without feeling awkward

(F/N): DAMN RIGHT!

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(F/N): AOT anime started and ended before GTA 6 was released

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Erwin: And what's your emergency contact?

(F/N): Uhh, 911?

Levi: Listen here ya little shit

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Jean: I am kenough

(F/N): Shut yo goofy ahh up cuh

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Levi: I LOST MY FINGERS AND EYE!

Hanji: Okay and here's a bandaid

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Eren: Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the world

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