(F/N): WHEN I WAS
(F/N): A YOUNG BOY
(F/N): MY FATHER
Eren: Injected me with titan serum and made me eat him alive after his ex wife turned titan ate my mom and after he brutally murdered the Reiss family in their giant basement
(F/N): TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
(F/N): HE SAID
Eren: When I return, I'll show you the basement that I've always kept a secret
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Reiner: I see...a light...at the end of the tunnel
(F/N): that's hellfire
(F/N): go for it
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Levi: Pull my finger
Levi: then get the other one. They're around here somewhere
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Bertoldt: I dropped my cereal. Can i have some of yours?
(F/N): You useless gay
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Erwin: If you're going to have sex, bring protection
(F/N): 3DMG?
Eren: Titan powers?
Jean: Anti-personal ODM gear?
Connie: Captain Levi?
Erwin: What is wrong with you lot?
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Eren: I still don't know what's in the basement. I don't know what the key is for
(F/N): If there is a key, then there has to be a lock
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Eren: Go big or go home
(F/N): For the love of God Eren just go home. You've done enough. Just. This. Once. Go home
Eren: I'm gonna tatakae
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Hanji: COME AND LEARN YOUR LANGUAGES!
(F/N): NO!
Hanji: SPANISH OR VANISH
(F/N): NO!
HANJI: JAPANESE OR CATCH A DISEASE
(F/N): NO!
Hanji: GERMAN YOU VERMIN
(F/N): NO!
Hanji: RUSSIAN OR SUFFER THIS REPERCUSSION
(F/N): I SAID NO AND THAT'S THE END OF IT! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Duolingo: Fine. I'll do it myself
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(F/N): I can't be gay
Connie: why?
(F/N): IT'S GAY!
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Annie: I can't fucking stand (F/N) and his stupid jokes and annoying attempts at comedy and his inability to tell when he's being flirted with and his dense nature and his bald boyfriend and angry boyfriend and horse faced in the closet boyfriend and his little blonde boyfriend
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
