Levi: Are you high?
(F/N): What?
Levi: High!
(F/N): Hello
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Armin: The rest of Levi Squad and I have come up with map displaying all of Reiner and Bertoldt's possible locations
Erwin: This is just Wall Maria...
(F/N): Those bastards could be anywhere
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Eren: Jean sneezed and went to say 'bless you' after he did but said 'shut the fuck up' instead
(F/N):
(F/N): How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?
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Pieck: Hi, I'm Pieck
(F/N): Hi, I'm depressed
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(F/N): Armin. I saw you eat a cinnamon roll before and I was just wondering if you were planning to continue this cannibalism.
Armin: I'll do it again
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(F/N): Are you male or female?
Hanji: Yes
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Levi: You're 3DMG abilities have really improved lately. I'm impressed
(F/N): Are you proud of me Captain?
Levi: no
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(F/N): Do different detergents taste differently?
Sasha: Yes.
(F/N):
(F/N): Why did you answer so certainly?
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Jean: I have to tell you, I really love Mikasa. Every time I see her, I get butterflies in my stomach. I just...can't describe it.
(F/N): Sounds like Diarrhea.
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Levi: Did you get the spare swords I gave you? Did you read the inscription?
(F/N): Made in China?
Levi: The other one
(F/N): Oh. No regrets.
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Eren: In times like this I wish I'd listened to Armin
(F/N): Why? What did he say?
Eren: I don't know, I didn't listen
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Erwin: I have calculated the odds of your survival on the next expedition and have decided not to share those odds.
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(F/N): Do you support gay rights?
Reiner: Uh, I am gay
Connie: He's dodging the question
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(F/N): Do you have a career in mind?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanficAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
