kenma1995: kuroo i dont know if this is weird but
kenma1996: are you british
kuroothecat4: no???
kenma1995: it's okay you can tell me i won't tell anyone
kuroothecat4: no, last i checked i was not british
kuroothecat4: why?
kenma1995: nvm
kuroothecat4: ok???
kenma1995: [insert cat gif here because wattpad is confusing]
kuroothecat4: cute
kenma1995: are you in love with me yet?
kuroothecat4: what
kenma1995: are you in love with me yet?
kuroothecat4: why
kenma1995: im testing a science theory you showed me
kuroothecat4: ??
kenma1995: you know the one
kenma1995: newton's 3rd law
kuroothecat4: every action has its equal and opposite reaction
kuroothecat4: ??
kenma1995: isnt that a song thomas jefferson wrote
kuroothecat4: no?
kenma1995: nvm
kenma1995: i think it was actually dnf
kuroothecat4: i'm
kenma1995: you know the one with the dog
kenma1995: schrologodinger
kuroothecat4: schödinger was the guy with the ca
kuroothecat4: pavlov was the one with the dog
kenma1995: let's just assume i said pavlov first
kuroothecat4: you said newton first
kenma1995: you're just avoiding the question
kuroothecat4: what question
kenma1995: are you in love with me yet?
kuroothecat4: sure
kenma1995: thanks
kuroothecat4: you're welcome?
kenma1995: im not welcome im tired
kuroothecat4: i can tell you're tired
kuroothecat4: but you're going to need to get some coffee bc i want an explanation
kenma1995: okay
kenma1995: im back
kuroothecat4: now?? Explain??
kenma1995: i don't know what you want me to explain
kenma1995: i used albert einsteins thing on you and now you're in love with me
kenma1995: and we're going on a date tomorrow
kuroothecat4: im not saying no to the date but?
kuroothecat4: thats not much of an explanation and it was pavlov not einstein
kenma1995: im tired
kenma1995: good night
kuroothecat4: kenma its noon
kuroothecat4: wait kenma
kuroothecat4: don't go yettt
kuroothecat4: kenma?
kuroothecat4: KENMA
kuroothecat4: :(
kuroothecat4: fine
kuroothecat4: you've got some more explaining to do when i see you tomorrow
kuroothecat4: kenma
kuroothecat4: fine
kuroothecat4: goodnight :)
! finished !
sorry it's short :( i've been super busy but i PROMISE i have something fun to post tomorrow that's at least over 1000 words :)
(and maybe i'll add a picture of myself? you guys have to promise not to be mean if i do though haha)
YOU ARE READING
∿haikyuu!! oneshots∿
Fanfictionas the title says, haikyuu ship oneshots!! see tags for ships! each part is a story :D please keep in mind this has been a big writing journey for me!! they get better later i promise haha :)
