Cheryl: You guys are literally sick
Kevin: What did you see Cher?
Cheryl: These sick motherfuckers and their "friends" talking about women like they're objects
Cheryl: and Hobo did you really fucked your bestfriend's baby mama in a janitor's closet this morning?🤢
Jughead: I didn't know she was pregnant
Veronica: but you knew your bestfriend plus the whole football team was fucking her
Jughead: ...yes...hey wassup with that I thought you guys don't slut shame and are all about uplifting women and bs like that
Veronica: I wasn't slut shaming that was simply a fact
Betty: yeah it's no secret that Janet is a field slut
Toni: field slut?
Kevin: don't worry about it T😬
Archie: yeah be quiet Toni the grown ups are talking 18 plus only
(Yes I aged them up a bit but I didn't feel like writing a birthday chapter so just go along with it the only ones that aged up are Veronica, Archie, and Betty making everyone in the gc at least 18 except for Toni of course)
Toni: oh that's some bullshit don't be mad at me because you have weak ass pull out game😡
Kevin: Oh my god I was not prepared😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥸😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jughead: Kevin we get it she's funny, god fuck🙄
Kevin: oh I'm sorry is someone with a small pp trying to speak to me
Jughead: you don't even know what my dick look like
Kevin: If you can even call it that🙄
Kevin: thanks to Betty and Veronica I know what your little winkles looks like, you're mom didn't even bother to circumcise you before she left Arch?
Archie: Hey I'm very sensitive about it😡
Veronica: not enough to not stick it in random girls😒
Toni: you don't know what my winkle looks like do you Kev?🤔
Betty: 🤭
Veronica: I can imagine her asking this in person and it's so cute😂
Kevin: Cher you got this?
Cheryl: I'm flabbergasted
Kevin: no I don't know what your winkle looks like T but I'm sure it's bigger than Archie and Jughead's combined
Toni: Aww thanks Kev🥰
Kevin: now where were we? Oh yeah, your dicks are small
Jughead: nobody told you to look🤨
Kevin: Betty literally said "Look Kev"
