Groupchat between Jughead, Archie, and Toni
Jughead: T
Jughead: TONI
Archie: TONI
Jughead: TONI ANSWER US YOU LITTLE SNAKE
Toni: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Jughead: how come you didn't tell us that V and B had a thing going on?
Toni: what?🤨
Archie: don't play dumb Veronica just told me yesterday, you have to had known
Toni: I didn't know shit, I suspected it but I didn't know anything
Jughead: why didn't you tell us you suspected something?
Toni: because why should I? What the fuck were you two going to do ask for a foursome?😒
Jughead: Just come to the whyte wyrm so we can talk
Toni: I can't I'm going out of town with Cheryl
Jughead: we need to talk
Toni: and I'm in a relationship, I don't need to worry about your imaginary ones with your lesbian ex-girlfriends
Archie: you're the only one we know they'll listen to
Toni: I don't care stop texting me and leave those girls alone, you two have other problems to take care of
Archie: like?
Toni: well for one, watching your backs because papi doesn't like to see his little princesa and her amiga get hurt by estúpido and estúpido dos
Toni: he also somehow heard about the news that a certain redhead orangutan is trying to kill him and better believe he's not happy about that
Archie: fuck
Toni: fuck indeed and on top of that Penny is coming back in town
Jughead: What?
Toni: yeah she seems outraged, she wanna know about those murders that happened at sweet water river all those months ago
Jughead: that was your doing
Toni: really? because it was your knife that they found at the crime scene
Jughead: impossible we cleaned up all evidence that led to us
Toni: that's crazy it's almost like someone bribed the cops to plant your knife there, or is that what happened?
Archie: what do you want from us Toni? I know you can call them off
Toni: I mean it's already too late burning your house down was fun and all but I needed something more like a chase or something
Archie: THAT WAS YOU?!?
Jughead: I should've just listened to the serpents and watch you like I was suppose to you're truly evil
Toni: I'm not evil I'm just really passionate about the people I care about so once you hurt them I'm gonna have to hurt you 10x worst it's a fair trade
Toni: I kind of have to go now, we can talk when I get back that is if you're still alive by then
Toni left the chat
Jughead: we're so fucked
Archie: well at least she was nice enough to warn us
Jughead: that's not her being nice, that's her laughing at us because she knows we're scared
