(A/N): I was just minding my own business doing my finals when I randomly had this idea. So... enjoy, I guess.
Warnings: Weirdness, Language
Hawks' eyes widened as he stared at the egg he had just... actually, he didn't want to remember how it got here, what's important was that he had a large egg sat in front of him on his bed, and it was HIS.
Sure, having wings and stuff was part of his quirk, but he never exactly anticipated that as much meant that he could LAY AN EGG, yet it happened and there wasn't much he could do about it now.
Keigo ran a hand shakily through his messier than usual hair, trying to remember any scenarios that could have lead to his current predicament.
A sudden recollection made itself known in his mind. He turned red as he remembered everything in full detail.
Oh... OH SH*T. Keigo slapped a hand over his mouth to keep himself from screaming.
Sure, he hung around villains, but at the end of the day, he was still a hero (a double agent against villains). How the everlasting HECK was he supposed to tell DABI of all people that they were... uh... expecting.
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Dabi groaned, hearing loud, chaotic pounding at his apartment door. Who in their right mind would interrupt his beauty sleep? His neighbors avoided him like the plague.
"YEAH! I'M UP! WHO THE HE- wait, Keigo?" Dabi blinked. "Dude, it's like..." He checked his phone. "2 AM! What're you doing here? And what are you holding behind your back? Did you rob another fried chicken joint again, 'cuz I'm not helping you-"
"No! No! This isn't about chicken! It's about... uh..." Keigo pursed his lips. A sudden solution popped into his mind. "THINK FAST!" Hawks screamed, yeeting the egg at the burnt villain, who luckily caught it.
Dabi looked in his arms, processing what he was holding. "KEIGO, WHAT THE HELL IS..." Aaaaaaaand... Hawks had already run off.
***
Keigo picked up his phone. "Yo?"
"KEIGO GET BACK HERE! WHY AM I HOLDING AN EGG?!"
Hawks paled, laughing awkwardly. "Oh yeah, that... so funny story... I laid an egg."
"I CAN SEE THAT! HOW DID YOU-"
"You really don't wanna know. Uh... but surprise?" Even though Dabi couldn't see it, Keigo did some halfhearted jazz hands to emphasize the moment.
"Wait... ARE YOU SAYING I'M THE-"
"WELL I HAVEN'T DONE IT WITH ANYONE ELSE!"
The line went quiet for the minute.
"So... you laid an egg."
"Yep."
"And it's my kid."
"Yep."
Dabi sighed loudly, Keigo practically heard the gears turning in his head. "So... can we name the kid Hot Wings?"
"Dabi, I say this with all the love in the world, but what is wrong with you?"
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