Supernatural short stories

spill the tea

Dean tapped his coffee mug lovingly, smirking at himself.

"Oh gosh darn it. You drank the last of the coffee!" Sam exclaimed, looking for coffee everywhere.

"Yeep. I did." Dean had a smug look on his face as he drank the last few drinks of coofee in his mug 😏

"Oh well. I'll just drink this expired milk." Sam grabbed the milk out of the fridge and poured it into a glass.

He chugged it down real quick, and then he skipped his way out of the kitchen to do research. Dean finishes his coffee, and pray to Cas.

"Hey, Cas? buDdY? Can you hear me? I'd like to say something to you. In person. Where is you at mah dude? Get over here already. Pwease!"

Cas heard him and Poofed in front of Dean suddenly.

"Hellow Dean."

"Cas! I must tell you something. The tea, the news, the secret!" Dean rushed over to him, grabbing his shoulders with his hands.

"What is this news dean? Spill the tea!"

"I love you. Soo much. And I know you do not nfeel the same, my Romeo, but that's oaky." Dean burst out.

"BUT WAIT! I love you as well, my Romeo and Juliet. My stupid repressed bisexual friend who has major daddy issues." Cas replied with a smile.

"SERioUsLy??" Den respond with a shooketh look in his face.
"Yes. Of course Deanie I LOVE you!"

They squishes them lips together for a couple seconds, smiling.

Just then, Sam walks in, eyes wide, about to fall out almost.

"I KnEw it?!! Gonna go tell Charles! " he walked back out to go collect his 1 bullion dollars that he and Charlie had bet on.
He leaved with a smirked. 😌😌

ALL OF A SUDDEN! J*hns ghost appeared behind them, and he was angry with anger.

"You are not bi! You made me roll over in me grave dude!!" He raised his hand to slaup Dean, but it was  blocked cuz Cas choked him and killed him.

"Do not touch my boufrinesd beetch!" He flared his eyeballs at J*hn, as he SHOULD, king, what an icon 🤩😌💅

"Oh my chuck, that you Castenn! You is my most bootufl boys, and I luv you." Dean jumped into Cas arms, right above J*hn lifeless ghost. He forget that being gay is okay, but Cas reminds him by killing the homophobe known as J*hn sstoopid weenchester.

"That's right Babeh! I'm wonderful! I need more MoneY!" He snapped his fingers, (Cas did) and poofed out more Cash's. 99999 hundreds to be exact.

He spent some of the money, bought Dean down stuff, and then a house and then moved in together, and then got married, and then died at the ripe old ages of 88, and 1.9 quintillion x 70 million.

Thank you and goodnight.

A/N: Alrighty then. This is the result of me half asleep at 2-3 am just letting my brain decide whatever it wants to type. So yeah. Hope it was at least, kinda funny. Please vote and comment what you think. I might do more like this in the future, especially if y'all like these types of one shots. Anyways, peace ✌