Most of these are from vines.
Gentleman: Ugh, the power's out again.
Mr. Cheese: Oh don't worry. I got this.
Mr. Cheese: *punches himself in head and starts glowing*
Gentleman: what...
Mr. Cheese: I swallowed a flashlight :)
Gentleman: ...
Gentleman: WHY WOULD YOU-
Mr. Cheese: d o n t a s k q u e s t i o n s
Captain: STONER! Is that a weed?!
Stoner: No this is a crayon-
Captain: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Captain: *types 911 into microwave*
Microwave: 911, what's your emergency?
Player: *joins the game* HI WELCOME TO CHILIS
Captain: well when life gives ya lemons
Gentleman: Did you wash the dishes?
Mr. Cheese: I thought...you wanted to do that.
Gentleman: *laughs* yₒᵤ wₑᵣₑ wᵣₒₙg
Player: Do you have any shaving cream?
Veteran: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Player: Wait you eat shaving cream-
Veteran: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
Franklin: Daddy?
Mother: DO I LOOK-
Bro: *screams*
Ninja: STOP! I coulda dropped my croissant!
Gentleman: Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain America.
Captain: But it is me.
Gentleman: No, it's an expression-
Captain: Your Nazi tricks won't work on me-
Captain: I'm so bored.
Player: I wish Veteran were here.
Veteran: HEY GUYS
Captain and Player: VETERAN
Player: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Veteran?
Veteran: ...No.
Captain: I do!
Player: I know, Captain.
Captain: I'm sad!
Player: I know, Captain.
Captain: ROAD WORK AHEAD? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
Mr. Cheese: I'm in me boyfriend's car vroom vroom
Gentleman: Get out me car
Mr. Cheese: aw :(
(Player in Minecraft logic 1)
Player: Mr. Spider, why was it funny to bite me?
Player: *kills Mr. Spider*
Player: is it still funny mr. spider
Player: Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of garbage✨
Captain: Hi, my name is Captain, what's your favorite dinner food?~
Player: On all levels except physical, I am a goat.
Player: *screams*
Veteran: Story time!
Veteran! *chasing after Player at top speed* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demon! But he would not let his soul be taken today!
Player: *terrified goat screeches*
Veteran: Story time!
Veteran: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
*Player, Mr. Cheese and Gentleman look at Captain*
Captain: Really?
Veteran: *holding Noob hostage* You will never have her!
Player: And why is that?
Veteran: Because I love you.
Player:
Player: *walks away holding Veteran in his arms*
Noob: I just can't even! <3
Gentleman: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY!
Mr. Cheese: Why, what did I steal?!
Gentleman: My heart.
Mr. Cheese: ...
Mr. Cheese: And that's how we met (kisses Gentleman)
Gnome and Engineer: Aww!
Gnome: Welcome to physics.
Engineer: *explodes something*
Gnome: HOLY MOTHER-
Mr. Egg: Roses are red, violets are blue...
Mr. Egg: Why did you leave me Gentleman, what did I do
Player: *eats grape* These are good, right?
Player: *yeets one at Captain* Your turn.
Veteran: *yeets seven bananas at Captain*
Player: VETERAN THE GRAPES-
Mr. Cheese: How do you know what's good for me?
Gentleman: THATS MY OPINION!!!
Mr. Cheese: 👁👄👁
Player: Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin for em to make me a sandwich
Noob: g o b a c k t o s l e e p a n d s t a r v e .
Gentleman and Mr. Cheese as the imposters: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-
Alan: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Player: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
I think at this point I'm going to need a part 2 if I add any more
