Mr. Cheese: Gentleman?
Gentleman: Yes, cheesecake?
Mr. Cheese: What's an alcoholic?
Gentleman: You see those two birds up there?
Mr. Cheese: Yeah?
Gentleman: An alcoholic would see four.
Mr. Cheese: But Gentleman, there's only one bird up there.
Gentleman:
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