Me: I have a crush on Player, The Gentleman, and Mr. Egg.
Y/N: But you ship Player x Veteran, The Gentleman x Mr. Cheese, and Mr. Cheese x Mr. Egg!
Me: Ha! Ironic, isn't it?
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ironic, isn't it?
Me: I have a crush on Player, The Gentleman, and Mr. Egg.
Y/N: But you ship Player x Veteran, The Gentleman x Mr. Cheese, and Mr. Cheese x Mr. Egg!
Me: Ha! Ironic, isn't it?