*zoom call*
Veteran: Are you really far away from the microphone or something?
Gnome: No, it's, like, right next to my face.
Veteran: Scream.
Gnome: No, I'm not gonna scream. I'm not gonna scream.
Veteran: Why?
Captain: Gnome, come on.
Gnome: No.
Veteran: Scream.
Gnome: I'm not gonna do it.
Veteran: Scream.
Captain: We're in a soundproof room, just do it.
Gnome: No, you scream.
Captain: ...
Captain: AAAAAAA-
*leaves meeting*
Everyone: *laughing like hell*
