Gnome: I wonder what my darling's up to...
Gnome: Hmm? What's he doing?
Gnome: I'm going to surprise him!
Gnome: *runs over to Engineer and covers his eyes with her hands* Guess who!~
Engineer: Oh f*ck, who can it be? Judging by how there's no ring on that finger, it must be Dum!
Gnome: You keep joking around and I'm going to break your neck.
Engineer: Of course I'm joking!
Gnome: Okay then, it's time for you to guess!
Engineer:
Gnome: Dude, are you sleeping?
Engineer: Whoops! I dozed off for a sec. I've been so tired lately~
Gnome: Time to answer the question.
Engineer: What was the question?
Gnome: Quit joking around, guess who I am.
Engineer: What do you mean guess who you are? You're my beloved!
Gnome: Look at this bitch being a smartass-
Engineer: Babe, please take your hands off now. You're gonna pluck my eyeballs out.
Gnome: Engi, who?
Engineer: You're being silly~ Who else would baby me?
Gnome: shut up and say my name
Engineer: ...
Engineer: I want my phone call.
Gnome: There's no such thing.
Engineer: Do you actually think I don't know?
Gnome: Quit playing games, bitch.
Engineer: Are you doubting me right now?
Gnome: Is saying my name so hard?
Engineer: Your name isn't the issue. This is an issue of trust.
Gnome: Fine, let's see how far this goes. I bet my left thumb that you don't know my name. What are you betting?
Engineer: You sure you wanna take it this far?
Gnome: You scared?
Engineer: I'm not the one who's scared, you are!
Gnome: *insane laugh* look at this sly son of a bitch...
Engineer: I'm giving you one last chance. Take your hands off now.
Gnome: I give the last chance, not you.
Engineer: There's no going back from this. Are you saying that it doesn't matter?
Gnome: Damn straight, that's what I wanted. One of us are gonna bite the dust today
Engineer: We say the name of the place we had put first kiss on 3.
Gnome: *insane laugh* Is that all you've got, son? You adorable little shit.
Engineer: Go die if you're scared.
Gnome: Shut your mouth and let's begin.
Engineer: One.
Gnome: Two.
Engineer: ...
Gnome: Are you praying?
Engineer: ...
Engineer: Before you kill me...
Engineer: Let me say my final words.
Gnome: Go.
Engineer: Your hands have gotten really rough.
Engineer: In medbay.
Gnome: ...
Gnome: *sheds tear*
Gnome: WRONG ANSWER, MOTHERF**KER- *snaps neck*
jeez gnome, chill
