Mr. Cheese: Alright, guys, food's ready. *handing food to everyone*
Gentleman: Wow, it's actually really good!
Captain: This is delicious! :D
Mr. Cheese: You guys like it? I added my secret sauce.
Gentleman: Yeah, the sauce is...good...
Mr. Cheese: Yes, my secret, special sauce...
Mr. Egg: W-what's so secret about it...?
Mr. Cheese: It's just really good...
Mother: What are the ingredients?
Mr. Cheese: No, I can't tell you that, can I, silly? I t w o u l d n t b e a s e c r e t a n y m o r e !
Player: WHAT?!
Mr. Egg: W-what is the sauce?
Veteran: *literally pukes*
Mr. Cheese: Guys! Guys! It's just ketchup!
Player: ...
Player: Why were you being so WEIRD then?!
Mr. Cheese: Well, it's my secret sauce!
