Mr. Cheese: So.
Mr. Cheese: *points at Mr. Egg's dead body* Who broke it?
Mr. Cheese: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Captain: ...
Captain: *deep inhale* I did. I broke i-
Mr. Cheese: No, no you didn't. Veteran?
Veteran: Don't look at me! Look at Player.
Player: What?! I didn't break it!
Veteran: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Player: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Veteran: ...
Veteran: Sus.
Player: No! It's not!
Gentleman: If it matters (probably not) but Gnome was the last one seen near the body.
Gnome: *gasp* Liar, I was on the other side of the map!
Gentleman: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the body in the first place?
Gnome: I was paying my respects.
Gentleman: Self report.
Gnome: Listen here you little-
Captain: Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, just vote me out already.
Mr. Cheese: No!
Mr. Cheese: WHO BROKE IT?!
Everyone:
Gentleman: Mr. Cheese...
Gentleman: Mother's been awfully quiet lately.
Mother: Really? Oh my god.
*everyone starts fighting*
Mr. Cheese: I broke it. He insulted me, so I snapped his neck.
Mr. Cheese: I predict ten minutes from now they'll beat each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Mr. Cheese:
Mr. Cheese: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
