Gentleman: What does A stand for?
Mr. Cheese: Arson.
Gentleman: You're so smart. Okay, what does B stand for?
Captain: barson
Veteran: *laughs*
Gentleman: What about C? What does C stand for?
Mr. Egg: Commit arson.
Gentleman: D?
Mr. Cheese: ...
Mr. Cheese: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Veteran: *wheezing*
Gentleman: I raised you real well.
Player: what has this lobby become-
